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STROBE - 40+ hrs
Features & Benefits
Race-ready minimalist hydration belt
excellent energy return
High heel tab
PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) hats STROBE - 40+ hrsFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"
